Windows Time

Best definition
Windows Time
An irrational measure of time that is based on no man’s reality, Windows time constantly changes values and bears no

resemblance to reality. Basically, time on a sliding scale.

Husband (on cell phone) – Don’t worry, honey, I am coming to get you, I’ll be there in 10 minutes.

Wife – Is that real time or Windows Time?

Windows Time: define #2
windows time
the weird mis-experience of time felt when you have to do a file transfer using Microsoft Windows.

Also usable in any other situation where time seems on a bend.

John: Ok, why does this small installer need 39472 days to get it’s arse over to my usb drive?

Mary: That’s just windows time. ’tis a feature, not a bug.