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wimpy worthyfood
A near-perfect to perfect burger. A burger awesome enough to satisfy the king of burgers, J. Wellington Wimpy, who is

the glutinous hamburger king and friend of Popeye in the comics and cartoons. Wimpy’s mantra is: “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today”

I had the most awesomest burger tonight, it was truly Wimpy Worthy.