Wilkes Barre Tan

Best definition
Wilkes Barre Tan
Fat white trash that sits out front on a futon on an 80 degree day right next to a busy

public seat, and gets nice and crispy!

Hey Stef, wanna get a Wilkes Barre Tan?

Sure Joey, as long as Bill admits he’s wearing a wire!

Wilkes Barre Tan: define #2
wilkes barre tan
Being fat white trash and tanning under the sun, out front of a busy public street, in 88 degree weather, while stuck to a metal futon out on the side of the curb.
Hey man, let’s go get Wilkes Barre Tans!

Yeah, I wanna get CRISPY!