Best definition
Wilhelm, the name of someone who seems like a cool dude, they non-stop study. You presume, both of you hardly

ever talk, matter of factly you hardly even know anything about the guy. You’ve never seen his face either, but none the less he still seems like a chill, possibly introverted person? Whom you could probably get on really well with, if you ever had a long lengthy convo.

“Woah. Wait. Wilhelm just popped up.”

“That pretty chill dude?”

“Yeah that pretty chill dude.”
Wilhelm: define #2
Penis, best used with a mock german accent
{woman walks in all sexy}

Bill: Oh mein wilhelm ist so erect!

Bob: Ja i have ze boner

John: What the fuck is wrong with you guys…

Wilhelm: define #3
1. A German name which is also equivelent to the name Wilson. Also means Will Helmet.

2. A slang term for the Wilhelm Scream
– Hey Mr. Wilson…what is your address?

-I told you that it is Mr. Wilhelm!

-I love the band A Wilhelm Scream!

-So you love Wilhelm?

Wilhelm: define #4
Synonym: A man-boy with a chode-like penis that is in the shape of a ram’s horn.
Girl: “My boyfriend is Wilhelm, whenever he gets erect, his trousers look like a Willy Wonka lollipop.”
Wilhelm: define #5
A name people cal their Willy’s but stop doing it all human wilhelm get offended
1 I like to rub wilhelm

2 wtf are you gay?

1 no I mean my penis not him