inhale the gas from whipped cream so it makes you feel light headed.
i bought 2 bottles of whipped cream so i could go wifting
wift: define #2
to fart, squeak or pop gas out of your ass, similar to a fart but with style.
“dayum i think i just wifted” “yes i smell the dolca and gabbana in the air”
wift: define #3
The beard of an asian man. Usually pretty long and wispy in appearance.
I’ve heard it said that asians only grow wifts once they’re like 70. Before that they can’t even grow facial hair…