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(noun) To be so beyond fucked up that you black out and have no remembrance of what is occurring around

you. The next morning you wake up and just know in your heart last night was fuckin awesome.
(a.k.a) ‘chelted

Chris- “Yo dude why is that guy humping that tree?”

Josh- ” I dont know man he took like 12 hits from the bong and funneled straight vodka…”

Chris- “Fuck man, he must be straight wiechelted.”