whore couch

Best definition
whore couch
A metaphorical couch in which a female sits on if she acted in a whorish manner the night before or engaged in sexual activity with someone who is not considered a significant other.
“Hey girls, I have a confession…I was on the whore couch last night.”

“With who?”

“That guy from Delta Chi, I don’t know his name.”
whore couch: define #2
whore couch
a couch that a whore sleeps under and then grabs you buy the ankles when you sit on it.
dude, watch out!

your sitting a whore couch
whore couch: define #3
Whore Couch
A couch that has the ability to cause a women to act whorish when sat on. -A most valuable piece of furniture-
Ryan’s whore couch has the ability to defile the most chaste of women.