whitmore lake

Best definition
whitmore lake
a shithole found between ann arbor and pinckney. Population 67.5 and everyone is related to everyone. Rumors spread quicker than the STD’s.
boy- I can’t believe you live in whitmore lake!

girl- I know… I already have the herps.
whitmore lake: define #2
whitmore lake
a small town that most people haven’t heard of. revolves around sex, drugs, and alcohol. the lake houses can be fairly nice with decent people in them, but the rest of the place is pretty shitty
person1; “where do you live?”

person2; “whitmore lake”

person1; “ah, where’s that?”