Whitey points

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Whitey points
a point system that determines whether you are a full on Caucasian or the race you appear or claim to

be. Get 10,000 and you are officially a whitey, get over that amount and you might as well spare yourself from being in the sun.

So I was trying to talk to my Chinese friend about how the Ninja would have no chance against Shaolin Monks, and she did not even know where either warrior originated from…

+500 whitey points