white whine

Best definition
white whine
A complaint made by an overprivileged white person, most commonly an American.

Examples of white whine:

“I hate that Fiji water is square-shaped. It won’t fit in my cup holder.” – Andy

“Grrrr. My Tumblr account won’t stay signed-in on my Blackberry.” – Justine Bateman

white whine: define #2
White Whine
(Noun) A negative response to noticing one’s or another person’s acne, usually referring to whiteheads.

(Verb) To complain about about one’s own or another person’s acne.

Jeffery: “That guy looks so nasty, I’m surprised I haven’t heard a White Whine by now.”

Timmy: “OH MY GOSH! Have you seen your face lately?!”

Jeffery: “Yeah I know, just quit White Whining. I will pop it in the mirror later.”