do, and has to do. In reality, these “tasks” are either delegated to a spouse, significant other, friends or children – or not done at all. A typical venue in which this To-Do list is discussed is while sitting down, drinking beer and/or chewing tobacco.
Person 1: “Next week, I’ma gonna hafta moov all deze boxes out of the living room, den I gotsta haul all dat trash outa da garage, put in dat new batroom, and maw da lawn.”
Person 2: “Really? You’re going to do all that by yourself? Your such a go-getter! Is your wife going to wipe your ass for you again and do it? Or are you going to pawn it off on one of your friends? You’re such a fat, lazy leach of a shit.”