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Whisker pussying
The act of pleasuring a woman with the tip(s) of your mustache.

Jim: Dude I’ve never been that drunk before!

Jake: Do you even remember what happened?

Jim: Hell no bro, I totally killed 3 6’ers in a shotgun battle.

Jake: All you could talk about was the monster whisker pussying you preformed on a female individual..

Jim: What the fuck is whisker pussying?!

Jake: Ask your sister..