Whipitis

Best definition
Whipitis
A disease that effects the hip region of an otherwise attractive female. This female has extremely wide hips so much

so that they take a stunning woman and make the male species not want to reproduce with her. She is fantastic looking from the waist up but from the waist down she is a beast.
W(ide)HIPITIS

Evan: Look at the hot girl sitting over there

Eric: Are you kidding?

Evan: No she looks amazing

Eric: Dude, when she stands up you’ll see that she has the worst case of Whipitis I have ever seen, stand clear.

“That girl over there has a severe case of Whipitis”