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1. n. A very pretentious person who attempts to appear as an intellectual, but never fails to come across as

a complete idiot. For instance, a whereforewhore might use the word “wherefore” in a precocious manner while trying to say “where” or, rather, “whence,” despite the fact that “wherefore” actually means “why.”

“I grew up in Hungary, wherefore I learned how to conform to the expectations of communism–”

“Dude, doesn’t ‘wherefore’ mean ‘why?'”


“You don’t even sound smart, even though you’re trying your hardest to do so. You are such a whereforewhore.”