When I were a lad… I was Jewish

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When I were a lad… I was Jewish
The ultimate ending to a “When I were a lad” hardship story, automatically staking claim to being a victim of

all the suffering and inequality that has ever occurred since the beginning of time.

When I were a lad… I was Jewish. But the anti-semites couldn’t stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire Hollywood producer.