Wheezin The Juice

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Wheezin The Juice
When you come upon a public restaruant, and you notice the beverage dispenser, don’t you wish you could just drink

from the tap?This is where “Wheezin The Juice” comes into play. When someone Wheezes The Juice, one sticks their mouth underneath the beverage dispenser of their liking, and pushes the button, releasing the godly flow of Drank into said person’s awaiting mouth.

Me: Dude, I’m kinda thirsty.

Fox: Buy some drank brah.

Me: I broke brahski

Fox: Brahhhhh. Try Wheezin The Juice buuuuuuuddy.

Me: Okay! -Proceeds to Wheeze Teh Juice-