Best definition
what the lequan
replaces “what the hell” or “what the heck” it is agresively-obbssesively used.
Also:
WHAT THE QUAN
what the lequisha
what the laquanda

What the quan are those squiggles-that look like sperm-doing on the ceiling. They are EVERYWHERE! aaah what the lequisha! What the lequan! What le quannn!!? What the LEQUANDA!!?