What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)

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What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)
A phrase used instead of what the fuck or what the hell when you are in the presence of an

adult or little child who you dont want to hear you say fuck or hell etc.

Micaela: Aaron I hate you soooo much!

Little Kid Walks In

Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!