Best definition
1) (vb) The act of passing a lethargic hall-walker
2) (n) Someone who does not walk fast, often aggravates those

who at stroll at average speeds. Infuriates the speed demons of the sidewalks.

“Dude, Murray Beane is such a wharffleschlöffe.”

“Oh my god, yesterday i was behind him on my way to French. I was seriously considering whether or not to break his legs so he would get a wheel chair and move at a normal pace. The wharffleschlöffe bastard.”