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Wet Lad
Gareth Scourf – derived from the adjective ”shlad” or ”shit lad”.

A Wet Lad may be defined by;

Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.

Never doing what you say you will.

Going for dates on the wrong day ”with a girl from home”.

Ditching your real mates for some pretend ”maths friends”.

”Getting henched” then …..never getting henched.