Best definition
wet-hander
noun:
1-One who routinely has clammy

or sweaty palms.
2-One who is notorious for
giving others nasty-wet
handshakes, possibly for
sport, or beacuse the sicko is
amused by doing this to others.

“Great Grilled Cheese Ghost! Colonel

Tricott slimed me again! I honestly

believe that twisted old wet-hander

spends all day lurking around HQ

waiting for me to get some award just

so he can take whatever small bit of

pleasure or miniscule feeling of

accomplishment I might have felt from

it away, by suddenly jumping out of

nowhere and hitting me with the ‘old

dead-fish suprise. I truly hate him.”