Best definition
wet french fry
When a female smells so bad “down there” that it’s not even fishy anymore. It smells like old french fries

in a car.

Will: Imma bouts tap Trisha bro!

Nate: Stay clear of her man. She’s got a wet french fry!!

Will: BUT SHE KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT