Tobias: He’s from Perth.
Jack: Then he’s Westralian
Also what Western Australia would be called if it seceded from the (markedly less-awesome) eastern states.
“Westralia- quite possibly the greatest of all Australian states! Certainly a damn sight better than Tasmania, and at least it’s not Queensland!”
Westralian secessionist: “Secede, fellow Westralians! Recognition of the 1933 referendum’s result! Off with the yoke of federal government oppression! No more being held to ransom by over-taxing dickheads in the East! Westralia for Westralians!”
Normal Westralian: “ÃÂ¢ÃÂÃÂ¦ Literally no one with a brain thinks an independent Westralia could be a good idea, you sound like a bloody Confederate flag-waving redneck from the US!”