Western Alamance High School

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Western Alamance High School
A poorly funded redneck North Carolina public school which has somehow managed to be considered the best in the county.

The most passive aggressive school in all of North Carolina and maybe the world. The only known area of the world to have emo rednecks. Contains an oddly large population of bisexual girls and closeted homosexual men. On average, the men at this school are a 7 or 8 in terms of appearance and a 2 or 3 in terms of personality. The boys piss on the toilet seat on purpose and eat each other’s small dicks in the locker room. If you fuck a boy from Western, you’ll probably get chlamydia. Don’t talk to anyone who wears graphic tee shirts, beanies, cowboy boots, or rectangular glasses cause you WILL GET PINKEYE.

Oh yeah, Western Alamance High School? I’ve heard of that. MY emo redneck friend loves it.
Western Alamance High School: define #2
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Western alamance is a dumb redneck school with rich rednecks and poor rednecks and a population of 2 mexicans and 3 black people. people at western alamance have small boobs and tiny dicks. western girls are sluts
western alamance high school is a hoe school.
Western Alamance High School: define #3
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THE BEST HIGH SCHOOL IN NORTH CAROLINA. ITS THE BEST SCHOOL BECAUSE IT HAS THE T Y L E R J O U R N I G A N!💦💦💦💦💦
Western Alamance High School is fucking amazing