West Pittston

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West Pittston
A small town south of Scranton and North of Wilkes-Barre, nestled down by the Susquehanna River. Home to the infamous

“Smurls” poltergeist haunting. Also home to Playboys/Philanthropists, Luke Berti and Chris Tarullo.

Tom-“What town are we passing?”

Joe-“West Pittston.”

Tom-“What the fuck is West Pittston?’