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Wesamian Logic
Invented in 2016, Wesamian Logic takes advantage of stupidity and applies it in a positive sense to allow for conversations

that ironically, contain no logic.

Wesam: “Get me an empty cup while you’re at Starbucks”

Other: “I can’t, its 25 cents and I’m broke”

Wesam: “Just play some sick 50 cent beats, and they’ll give you two cups”

Other: “Wow, why doesn’t the rest of the world apply Wesamian Logic?”