Best definition
1. A world sized erection. 2. A variation of the German word for “world view”, meaning one views the

world from his solitary, nether eye.

1. I woke up this morning with a blue-veined Weltangschlong. 2. Women shouldn’t judge me….it’s my Weltangschlong, I can’t help it.
Weltangschlong: define #2
See: weltanschlong not weltangschlong (sic).
Bubba regarded his global size morning erection with awe and lightheadedness…”That is some kind of weltanschlong”, he mused.