Best definition
a fancy 6-letter middle name sometimes given to enhance a common male first name

Joe “Hey, my name is Joe.”

Jessica “What’s your middle name?”

Joe “Weldon.”
Weldon: define #2
Perfect example of the ghetto, Weldon is a small ass town with small ass houses and a very large crime rate.
Sam- OMG! They are throwing rocks at us!

Ashley- OH SHIT! I knew we shouldve stayed on the highway.

^^What happens when you take shortcuts in Weldon
Weldon: define #3
An area close to the water or well. Any body of water.

Also a males name.
Let’s go down there, it looks like there is a weldon in that area.
Weldon: define #4
Fat bastard with the worst luck ever
Weldon sucks at everything.