welcomed to the jungle

Best definition
welcomed to the jungle
when some asks you “were you welcomed to the jungle?” they are really asking you if when you fingered a girl, was there pubic hair or not. and if so, how much.
Bob: Hey dude, when you went to Kelsey’s house yesterday, were you welcomed to the jungle?

Steve: yeah dude. it was a thick jungle down there.

welcomed to the jungle: define #2
Welcomed To The Jungle
Being completely unprepared for a situation and making it very apparent you are neither prepared nor capable of functioning in a particular capacity
Professor: Jim can you please tell me the answer to problem 3?

Jack: ummm…. errr…. well you see…. this one confused me…

Jake (Jack’s friend): Welcome to the Jungle Jack

Jack: Damn it. Yeah I got welcomed to the jungle.