unibrow, 1970s style big glasses, a toupee, and is really short. Often seduces young children and makes movies of the experience in his basement. Also known as the black Sheep in some cases
That creepy bastard who never got married and scares the shit out of other family members. He usually has a
When I was but a wee lad, my Weird Uncle Andre took me to a baseball game. Then he took me home and made a video of me naked with a monkey in his basement. I rather enjoyed it then, but now I’m as scared as hell of that sick bastard…well, at least I was before he got sent to prison and gangbanged.