weedus

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Weedus is the God of weed, the name comes from combining the two words Jesus and Weed. He’s who you pray to if your dealer is taking a long time to reply, or if you have a small amount of weed and are hoping to get stoned off of it. Its believed he his Snoop Dogg’s great great great great Grandfather.
Joe : “Hey! I just found a nug of weed on the floor of the car”

Owen: “Weedus must have sent it!”