weasel war dance

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weasel war dance
A “dance” performed by weasels and ferrets when they get extremely excited or threatened. They tend to jump around while

making a strange barking noise. Most animals that do the weasel war dance get very clumsy and will run into things.
Coined by the comic strip Dilbert.

Person A: What’s your ferret doing?

Person B: Oh, she’s doing the weasel war dance.