Person 1: (chatting profanity online)
Person 2: are you wearing sweatpants today?
Person 1: (playing Call of Duty) DUDE WTF CAMPER NOOB stfu gtfo!!
Person 2: It’s like you’re wearing sweatpants whenever you play COD.
Person 1: My mom gets pissed off every time I do something lately.
Person 2: She must be wearing sweatpants.