and a pair of sneakers that took up their mom’s entire welfare check. They actually think they’re cool because of their stupid slang words that don’t make any sense, even to them because they have no mind of their own. They want to be just like today’s rappers (all of which suck) and they think life is a music video. Their world revolves around which Jordan’s just came out and whether or not they “have dat piff on deck.” Some of them can often be found substituting every ‘G’ for a ‘Q’ or “getting tatted” even though they’re only getting it because all their friends have shitty tattoos and they want to fit in. They make today’s generation look bad.
Guy 2: No. What do I look like? A fucking wavy kid? I’d rather spend my money on something useful.