Warwick Avenue

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Warwick Avenue
(verb). Slang word used referring to when a one has anal intercourse.

“You want to Warwick Avenue?” (boy 1)

“Sure, meet me by the enterence of my tube”(boy 2).
Warwick Avenue: define #2
Warwick Avenue
To masturbate
Think I’ll have a quick Warwick Avenue while no ones in
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Warwick Avenue
A ladies’ ‘Rear Passage’.
I wouldn’t let my husband anywhere near my Warwick Avenue.
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Warwick Avenuename
A filthy and sordid sexual euphemism made famous by Scott Mills on his equally filthy and sordid radio 1 show.
Oh yeah that Duffy. I’d love to take her up the Warwick Avenue.
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Warwick Avenue
Masturbation, usually male.

Commonly referred to as “having a wank”

“Nick, when did you last have a Warwick Avenue?”

“I had one this morning dude”
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Warwick Avenue
Having a ‘hand shandy’, ‘tommy tanking’, ‘banging one out’
Watching Babestation or Party Girls on Freeview and having a Warwick Avenue while calling the girls
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Warwick Avenue
Masturbation.
Sorry I didnt answer my phone earlier, I was having a warwick avenue.

”Whats wrong?”

”Mum burst in my room lastnight and caught me having a warwick avenue”