Warm Wanter

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Warm Wanter
1. Someone who lives in a cold region of the world who secretly hopes for Global Warming to accelerate.
2. The

anti-scientific feeling you get in Michigan when it snows — AGAIN — in late April or early October.
3. A surrender to climatic selfishness at the expense of global environmental collapse.

John became a Warm Wanter after it snowed on Earth Day — April 22 — for the fourth year in a row!