warlocked

Best definition
warlocked
The act of being nerfed.
Man1: Thanks to the assault weapons ban I can’t buy assault rifles anymore, I have to settle with a handgun.

Man2: ahahahhaha dude you’ve been warlocked.
warlocked: define #2
warlocked
Blizzard’s continual nerfing with the Warlock calss in World of Warcraft
1. They have nerfed the fear spell again.. Warlock’s have been warlocked once more!!
warlocked: define #3
warlocked
To be reduced in effectiveness; rendered inferior.
I bought a new vacuum cleaner but as soon as I took it out of the box I knew it was seriously warlocked. I could hardly get the damn thing to work. Fortunately, the store’s policy on warlocked goods allowed me to get a refund.
warlocked: define #4
warlocked
To be fucked in the ass with no vaseline…just a little bit of gasoline.
You didn’t have a pre-nup? She got the Swiss bank account, all the cars, the condo, and the kids? Damn son, you got warlocked.