warburg is a small tow just south west of Leduc. its inhabited by druggys, rednecks, hockey players, Hutterites, and a few real farmers and a lot of wanna be farmers. The parties are fucking gay, mostly because if you wanna fuck or make out with someone they are probably your cousin.
warburg: define #2
A tiny village that’s in the boondocks. Go South of Edomonton, West of Leduc, West of Calmar, West of Thorsby, and if you hit Breton, you’ve gone too far. It’s inhabited by druggies, posers, and rednecks. If you were born here, there is little chance of ever leaving. It’s also known to have great parties.
OMFG! You can see all the way down to the other end of Warburg, by standing on main street!
warburg: define #3
Warburg is a small town that shouldn’t be on the map. It has very little stores and one ice arena that everyone goes to because there is nothing else to do in the village. Nothing ever happens in Warburg so you should stick to Thorsby. Thorsby is a TOWN. Its bigger and there is more stuff to do. If there is something to do in Warburg its the heritage day that happens once a year. The only people that seem to enjoy it is old people and little annoying kids. Warburg has no interesting people.
KID”Hey mom, where is our hockey game?” MOM “In the middle of Butt-F***-no-where” KID”Whats the name of that” MOM”Warburg.”