Wank Biscuit

Best definition
Wank Biscuit
Wank Biscuit is a game played by a group of 3 or over males! It involves all males participating to

masturbate until they ejaculate onto a biscuit or cookie of thier choice preferably a digestive! All males must ejaculate onto the biscuit! The loser is the last male to ejaculate onto the now high protine snack! As a forfiet the loser must eat the biscuit!

BOB: who wants to play wank Biscuit?

Dave: Erm……No!

Sam: Yeah!

Rick: Go on then!

Pete: Okay!

Bob: HA! Three against one Dave your Playin!

Dave: For fuck sake! I never win?

Bob: You love it you sick fuck!
Wank Biscuit: define #2
Wankbiscuit
Harsh insult.
Your fucking wankbiscuit, you broke my Power Rangers toy.
Wank Biscuit: define #3
wank-biscuit
1. Someone who is not actually a wanker, but a more mild one.

2. Posh term for “Wanker”
You wank-biscuit, give me that back
Wank Biscuit: define #4
wank biscuit
Limp Bizkit
Them Limp Bizkit phonies can’t even spell the name of their own band. It is spelt +Wank Biscuit+, you assface.
Wank Biscuit: define #5
wank biscuit
1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called “semen”, produced by the Wank™ Corporation.

1) “Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin’ wank biscuit.”

2) “Shut the hell up, wank biscuit.”

3) “Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!”