wand rape

Best definition
wand rape
Search the person of for metallic objects using a handheld metal detector, particularly in a public place and when the subject does not have any reasonable alternative.
My belt buckle set off their gate, so the security nazis wand raped me in full view of everyone.
wand rape: define #2
wand rape
what Gandalf was charged for when he assaulted Bilbo Baggins and Newt Gingrich.
“i hearby sentence you, Gandalf, to 22 years hard labour for the wand rape of Master Bilbo Baggins and Mr Newt Gingrich”