Wampus

Best definition
Wampus
An attitude, nay, a lifestyle, exhibiting extreme amounts of self-determination, self-actualisation, and self-fulfilment in spite of adversity. It can be

used to as an adjective, verb or noun, denoting that the word itself displays extreme levels of wamposity. It does what it wants; not because it should, merely because it can. So it is to be wampus.Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.

“You could have gotten your own Dr. Pepper but you chose to drink at least four sips of mine. I counted.”

“Heh, I’m wamps.”

“Love my balls!”

“Won’t!”

“Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King.”

Wampus: define #2
Wampus
1. A wildcat.

2. A mountain lion.

3. A mythical Tennessee cat-like creature.

4. A possum.
The farmer shot at the wampus one night when it scared the chickens.
Wampus: define #3
Wampus
The pedophile leader of the meth head tweakers who live at locust lake. The Wampi steal cars and chop them up, repaint them, and sell for meth money in their chop shop. The wampus is a big bald guy who wears a bear coat and lives in a metal shack.
“Who’s that bald, pedophile in the bear coat?”

“Oh, that be da Wampus.”

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Wampus: define #4
Wampus
A cat. Also known as a kitty wampus.
My mom: “AWW! Who’s my little wampus?”

Cat: “Meow……..”
Wampus: define #5
wampus
When a woman has such a large camel toe that it apperas to be an ass in the front. Formed from rolls of fat gathered from the thighs.
Ughh.. Did you see that wampus on her?
Wampus: define #6
wampus
a squid/girlfriend that perpetually whines and complains, usually without taking a breath…..
that jen is a fucking wampus…. i can hear her from outside!!!
Wampus: define #7
Wampus
A person that is a little off, slow or just a stupid dumbass fool
Please excuse my friend for speaking like that, he is a little wampus.