walking the appalachian trail

Best definition
walking the appalachian trail
a word used to describe someone who cheats but tries to cover it up.
You: Hey did you hear about that governor from South Carolina?

Friend: No, what happened?

You: He got caught “walking the appalachian trail” with a chick from Argentina.

Friend: Oh snap.

walking the appalachian trail: define #2
walking the Appalachian Trail
What politicians like Governor M. Sanford call a Cleveland Steamer.
“Yeah, I was walking the Appalachian trail with this really hot chick from Argentina. My wife won’t do that.”