walking dildo

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walking dildo
Male of human species with a rather attractive body part in his pants, but with a hideous face or an ignorant head. It’s just like using a dildo, except it’s not battery powered. Comes from phrase “40 year old dude at the club” and most commonly known as a “Big Dick”the opposite of good dick.
Dude! Charles is telling everyone who will listen that u two are married!?! wth?

naw, he’s just my walking dildo.

i won’t be seen in public with his shiftless ass. He’s just a slump buster that went horribly wrong…