wal-hawk

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wal-hawk
Similar to a walmart wolverine, but this is a Seahawks fan who is too cheap/broke to buy gear from the

team store. Instead they wait till the off season to buy Seahawks gear off of the clearance rack. They will also haggle with the clerk to get an even cheaper price on already cheap gear.

Dude, you got that on clearance? Wait wait wait, it was $21 and you got it for 7? You’re a wal-hawk!!