wake and whack

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wake and whack
When you whack off right after waking up in the morning. A wake and whack session usually occurs right after

one awakes in the middle of an erotic dream or when one wakes with with morning wood.

Dude: I arose with a gnarly case of morning wood so I had to wake and whack!

Dude’s Homie: Way to start the day off on the right hand!