Wake and Crank

Best definition
Wake and Crank
Waking up in the morning to have a cry and a wank.

I bet that guy on American Horror Story likes to wake and crank, since he’s always crying and masturbating.
Wake and Crank: define #2
Wake and Crankdrugs
Doing large amounts of cocaine early in the morning.
We woke up at 8am and did a pile of blow. Now thats what I call a wake and crank.