Best definition
1. cheater, compulsive liar, manipulator. Somebody who cannot keep their zipper up at the sight of a female. (used in

describing an ex-partner)
2. a dazed and confused individual.

I broke up with his ass because he was a wajoy.
wajoy: define #2
a cooking utensil used to make pie
hey, rachel, could you pass me the wajoy?
wajoy: define #3
a metal contraption used primarily for food preparation. Can also be used to kill an annoying ex, or to score 30 points in scrabble.
Guess what, Cait, I went to buy a wajoy today so I could make some beer cheese soup!