N: One who waffles, from the verb waffle, meaning to never settle on a stance on one (or more) issue(s);
A waffler usually goes from one side to the other and back again, usually multiple times, depending on who (s)he is talking to at the time. See also panderer.
There is a subtle difference between a waffler and a fence-sitter, most notably in that the fence-sitter never actually decides their stance on an issue/issues.
This term is derived from the food of the same name (waffle), probably because the grid-like patterns on the food resembles how a waffler is on again and off again on their views.
The word has recently made a return to the forefront of common communication with the arrival of John Kerry’s (United States) Presidential campaign.
“I used to be for the war in Iraq, until I was against it.” – John Kerry (real quote)
Can anyone seriously say that with a straight face? What a waffler. This guy panders so much he makes Al Gore look like a decent person. I feel sorry for anyone who lets themselves get hoodwinked into voting for this fool.
Is when someone rambles on about something or someone.
Mostly said in many rural parts of Dublin,Ireland.
John is such a waffler.
The act of shitting on a persons hot over heated laptop key board and shutting the lid. Thus cooking your dump like a waffle.
Dave (Manager of Chase Bank branch) ” Who the fuck shit on my lap top?!!!!!.
Ben (Employee) “Ohh that looks like the good old fashioned waffler. I bet that was Maurice, he gave Marshal one last week.”
Dave “THAT SON OF A BITCH IS GOING TO GET IT!!”
Someone who is lazy and wastes anothers time and or money because they don’t but full effort into the thing they are doing. Such as a person doesn’t put full effort into making breakfeast when they pop waffles into the toaster instead of actually cooking breakfeast (eggs, pancakes, etc..).
Tony said, “Louis, quit being a fucking waffler”, when Louis played guitar hero instead of practicing guitar for his lessons.
someone who activly waffles
man i am such a waffler
Someone employed in the pornography industry who’s duties include licking in and around a male porn actor’s anus (see: rimming, tossing salad) during breaks in filming. This is done to ensure the porn actor’s penis remains in an excited state (see: hard) thus allowing smooth transitions during scene changes and/or makeup reapplication.
This is considered an entry level position and the employee will usually work hard in order to acquire a promotion to fluffer.
Oh, the new guy’s just a waffler? Well, send him in… Today’s his lucky day; I’ve got a terrible case of butt vomit.
A piercing that goes into your penis. You get a waffle that is soggy from syrup being all over it then you wrap it around your penis. After wrapping the waffle around your penis you put a needle through your penis to keep the waffle there.
Dude lets go get wafflers!