waffleocity

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waffleocity
The method used to measure the wafflieness of your waffles. If you go to IHOP and the waffles aren’t wafflie

enough, you must inform them of the lack of waffleocity in the waffles that you have been served.

“Excuse me, waitress?”

“Yes?”

“These waffles aren’t quite adequate in waffleocity.”

“I beg your pardon?”