wafflegod

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wafflegod
Wafflegod is the god of all waffles, and her presence makes 10 year old boys horny around her. The only

reason she has survived this long on the internet is through rumors of her actually being a 6 year old boy.

TheBluefly: I tried to have sex with Wafflegod, but she kicked me in the groin.
wafflegod: define #2
wafflegod
WaffleGod (or WaffleGoddess) is the goddess of all Waffles. All around WaffleGod are usually young male homo sapiens usually from of 5-12 Earth Years of age. WaffleGod is a superhuman that many young children would like to have sexual intercourse with rather than using their right/left hand.

WaffleGod also has a mating call and it is a long squeal of up to 130+ dB. The pitch is over 100,000Hz, when this call is initiated, only the suitable male homo sapiens can survive.

*Man1 joins the conversation*

WaffleGod: *SQUEEEALLLLLLLLLLLL*

*Man1 survives*

-=1 hour later=-

*Man1 conversing with Man2*

Man1: Yo I survived the WaffleGod mating call!

Man2: Did you fuck?

Man1: Nah, I’m over 12, that’s why I’m Man1.

wafflegod: define #3
waffle god
The “supreme of all waffles and gods”, often accompanied by a waffle demigod. Despite what the name would lead you to believe, its just some scrub muffin with an unhealthy addiction to waffles.
“I’m a waffle god, respect me peasant”

“No you’re not Noah. You’re a scrub muffin. And so is Kaeleb.”